Here's a complete breakdown of how to beat the Professor Eliza boss fight in Ender Magnolia: Bloom In The Mist.

Scientists have just resurrected "ELIZA," the world's first chatbot, from long-lost computer code — and it still works extremely well. Using dusty printouts from MIT archives, these "software ...

This resulted in twisted grammar and a lot of repetition. Nonetheless, it seems we can never get past “the Eliza effect”, the tendency to attribute human thoughts and emotions to computers.