You can improve your go-to bologna sandwich with one simple technique (that anyone can do); it will make it feel like it was ...

Just wait until you introduce the idea of a pineapple mayonnaise sandwich to the room. Perhaps to you it sounds like stoner ...

But there's perhaps no more versatile ingredient than mayonnaise. Sure, it's something you might choose to spread on some bread for your child's bologna sandwich or add to a dry potato salad ...

Top with remaining slices, mayo-side down, and gently compress. Slice sandwiches on the diagonal if desired. In a medium bowl, toss chips with a few drops of hot sauce, if desired, until glistening.