Gwyneth and Brad by contrast offer something oddly soothing. There’s the nostalgia, sure, but their specific brand of 90s’ minimalism is a bit of a palette cleanser, too. Their matchy-matchy ...

I'm talking, of course, about the '90s—a time when life was consumed ... classiness (take notes from the younger version of Brad Pitt if you want to know how a simple turtleneck and sunglasses ...