46. Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder. 47. Where do cow farts come from? Their dairy-ère. 48. What kind of lunch meat do cows like best? A bull-ogna. 49. Why do cows stay close together when it's cold out? To keep each udder warm! 50. Who's in charge of the dairy operations? The cow-ptain. 51. Can you make...

66. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. 67. Why is telling a cow a funny cow joke pointless? They've probably herd it before. 68. Where do Russian cows come from? Mos-cow 69. Where do cows get their medicine? At the farm-acy. 70. Where do young cows eat lunch? At the calf-eteria. 71. What happens when a cow has PMS? It ge...

86. What is a cow's favorite subject in school? Cowculus. 87. When is milk the freshest? When it's still in the cow! 88. What do you call a cow with no ears? Call her anything you want. She can't hear you. 89. Why did the calf cry at school? There was a bully there. 90. What did the cow say when someone told her a lie? Sounds like a lot of bull to ...